vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via thoteology)

officialorangejuice:

what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

(via sunshien)

me as a parent

thomasandrewbitch:

kid: can you sing me a lullaby?

me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA

(Source: gloriamottvevo, via eliaes)

peggingwithstyles:

dark skinned boys who think they’re god’s gift to earth but think dark skinned girls are the ugliest thing to walk the planet

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(via noodlecuisine)

samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

(Source: margaerystyrells, via thoteology)

anoniplex:

justtouchedawkwardly:

first i was afraid

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Omg

(via thoteology)